negativepeanuthoarder:

“love is what makes us human” actually it’s ‘select all images with boat’ but go off I guess

virtualgirladvance:

emotionalwords:

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

captainclickycat:

tinakolesnik-deactivated2022073:

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“People will start marrying their dogs!” -> “People will start identifying as dogs!”

capricorn-0mnikorn:

ingridverse:

“God never gives you more than you can handle” is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

Oh, dear. I can’t reblog that fast enough.

tawked:

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

branwyn-says:

branwyn-says:

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.”

It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

RIP Henry Dickerson, who passed away last night. I tried explaining to him once that he was a tumblr legend, but I’m not sure it took.

classic-lit-memes4u:

Shakespeare characters as posts I like

Romeo

Tybalt

Not Macbeth

Mercutio

Hamlet

classic-lit-memes4u:

not mine but hilarious

classic-lit-memes4u:

Myrtle:

Daisy, ready to commit a murder:

classic-lit-memes4u:

such a beautiful film