i run nedxnancy.tumblr.com for my daily fix of nancy/ned action. i love: nancy drew, law & order criminal intent, the fall, dark city, mad men, arrested development, archer, community, justified, lois & clark, star trek, perry mason, jane eyre, eddie izzard, terry pratchett, addams family, apple, bertha cool & donald lam, MST3K, interpol, my morning jacket, st vincent, playmobil, diana gabaldon's cracktastic outlander series, raymond chandler, cillian murphy, wodehouse; alias, chuck, carnivale, pushing daisies, the adventures of pete & pete, tomorrow people (new series), veronica mars, legend of the seeker/the sword of truth, lost, x-files.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know
this person said “become a brain witch” like I’m supposed to know what that is
Sexual attraction is just a trope they made up for tv shows and movies actually
Legit what I believed for a significant portion of my life
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Reblogging because I’m Irish. And I live in the home of these potatoes. And they are magical.
This is what they look like before midnight. But come that magic hour, when the Potato Fairy (great Queen Solanacea herself) visits them and imbues the worthy ones with her power, they take on the true golden gleam and hue that shows forth their goodness to the world.
Only for the hours between midnight and dawn (or when they cross your dash) may they bend the forces of the world to their finders’ benefit. After that they conceal their virtue under mere vitamin content and their quality as chips. Yet they are always golden at heart.
So respect the Golden Potato.
what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being
The Mummy (1999), Hunt for Red October, MST3k: Soultaker, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Old School, Wedding Crashers
Also Hamlet (1996) 😂
hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)
youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)
youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])
youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Where do I copy-paste these to? “My filters”? “My Rules”?
‘my filters’! if you look closely you’ll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters
Okay, now that Dracula Daily has reached it’s end I can finally scream about something that has bothered me for so long:
Why is it always Van Helsing or his descendant in vampire media that’s portrayed as the cool vampire slayer when the Harkers are right there! Yes, Van Helsing is amazing and important but he’s not the one wielding a knife and throwing entire coffins around or using a psychic link to gps locate Drac! Not to mention the fact that Jonathan obviously has something supernatural about him by the end of the story, so it could easily be that Mina is the same way. Which means that they could make for a really fantastic and creepy vampire hunter family! A descendant of Van Helsing? A super academic. A descendant of the Harkers? A vampire hater with possible mysterious vampire powers. It would work so much better!!!!
Y'all should really follow Overly Sarcastic Productions’ twitter
[gripping the edge of the sink with trembling hands, eyes bloodshot] i do not need to be good at the things i love to do them