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if i were a teacher at Greendale

my class would be called “Gilligan: Lovable Buffoon or Too Dangerous and Stupid (to be allowed) to Live?”

  • on the first day of class we would split into two groups: lovable buffoon (class) or TSTL (me)
  • each period, a student would show an episode of Gilligan’s Island and defend the position that Gilligan was just a lovable buffoon
  • I would refute the argument
  • as the students came over to my side through failure to prove, they would join me in the refutation of the presentations
  • midterm would be acting out an episode (the first person to successfully “murder” Gilligan would win bonus points)
  • by the end of it students would be making powerpoints trying to establish conspiracy theories and detailing the sheer implausibility of Ginger’s wardrobe for a “three-hour tour,” breaking down each lie told in the theme song, and muttering about how the island is purgatory, they’re all dead, and Gilligan is Mephistopheles
  • the final would be a 5,000 word “ideal” ending to the show involving a decision by the rest of the cast that Gilligan had to die
  • "imagine, if early on," I would lecture, "the other castaways decided that Gilligan was hindering them and had to be stopped? he could survive as a ghost, haunting and lending his name to the island - and all his ‘hilarious’ pratfalls wouldn’t impact their attempts to leave the island. if only."

how about we do the ships thing?

put a fandom in my ask and i’ll answer:

  • otp
  • favourite canon pairing
  • worst pairing ever
  • guilty pleasure pairing
  • a pairing you want to see more
  • that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no” 

IF YOU DAAAAAAAARE

(Source: gxnslinger)

and then my dashboard was just ALL THESE COMMUNITY SPOILERS