i run nedxnancy.tumblr.com for my daily fix of nancy/ned action. i love: nancy drew, law & order criminal intent, the fall, dark city, mad men, arrested development, archer, community, justified, lois & clark, star trek, perry mason, jane eyre, eddie izzard, terry pratchett, addams family, apple, bertha cool & donald lam, MST3K, interpol, my morning jacket, st vincent, playmobil, diana gabaldon's cracktastic outlander series, raymond chandler, cillian murphy, wodehouse; alias, chuck, carnivale, pushing daisies, the adventures of pete & pete, tomorrow people (new series), veronica mars, legend of the seeker/the sword of truth, lost, x-files.
and literally two seconds later i think “what did s/he just say? shit.”
ted allen, alton brown, marc summers, and that smarmy guy from cupcake wars all get to come compete
chopped guest host for that episode: rupaul. alternately, will ferrell as alex trebek.
OH MY GOD LAMB’S HEAD
SOMEONE LOST A BET
get on it, internet.
or possibly calling things by their proper names.
“IT’S JELL-O FOR GOD’S SAKE, AND THAT’S ACTUALLY FRUITY PEBBLES GUYS, SRSLY”
Ted Allen: Your dish must include... lamb fries!
Me: LIAR THOSE ARE TESTICLES, I AM SO DONE, I AM GOING TO SIT ON THE FLOOR AND SOB QUIETLY OR MAYBE SERVE AS SOUS CHEF TO ANOTHER COMPETITOR JUST TO AVOID OPENING THAT BAG OF PURE EVIL
Me: BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING FIRE TO THE ICE CREAM MACHINE
Me: SO THERE BITCHES
the chopped judges one third of the time: OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US WE WANTED TO TASTE YOUR NEXT DISH SO MUCH, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE US CHOP YOU, HOLY FUCK, UGLY CRYING, MASCARA EVERYWHERE
the chopped judges the other two thirds of the time: LOL BYE BITCH
but i can’t stand melissa d’arabian
or sweet genius
or cupcake wars
I REGRET NOTHING
that i’m desperately jonesing for nancy/ned fic.
and you will be correct.
although chopped all-stars is a nice distraction.