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shelter (nancy drew, pg-13, 1/?)

nedxnancy:

Title: shelter (1/?)
Author: ndnickerson
Universe: pre- and during Files, alternate canon
Pairing/Characters: Edith Nickerson/James Nickerson; future Ned Nickerson/Nancy Drew
Word Count: 4700
Rating: PG-13
Summary/Prompt: Edith and James are heartbroken when told they will never have a child, but fate has other plans.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Potentially triggering discussion of pregnancy, miscarriage, and loss. (This story also contains mild religious elements.)

chapter 1 at my writing journal
story to date at AO3

every now and then, no matter what else i’m working on,

i just really want to write a nancy/ned sex scene

sadly the two stories i’m currently working on don’t call for it, so i get to open up another in-progress story and throw one in there wheeeeeeee

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

thing nancy will likely need to know

I ship James/Edith Nickerson and Carson/Nancy's mom soooo much.

polkadottedmars:

polkadottedmars:

nedxnancy:

I need to write/read more fic about them.

I approve of this so very very much.

Imagine if the two couples were close friends and Nancy and Ned grew up together. Ned would pull her pigtails ‘cause he was totally in love with her even then because she was…

Ahhh even better! There is not enough time in the world for all the fics I want to read to be written. Can’t everyone just forget about the rest of their lives and devote themselves to writing these prompts?

I WANT TO BE THAT PERSON SOOOOOOOO MUCH.

http://nedxnancy.tumblr.com/post/91187361923/while-investigating-a-crime-with-nancy-ned   

polkadottedmars:

nedxnancy:

While investigating a crime with Nancy, Ned witnesses something that puts him in danger. After escalating attempts on his life, the prosecutor begs him to enter the Witness Protection Program. Nancy wants to keep Ned safe, but she knows that she can’t be everywhere, and a momentary slip might…

I wasn’t able to get this out of my head so may have kind of started writing a little snippet and then totally started daydreaming about what life would be like post that for them & their families & if they’d ever be reunited and somewhere along the line I realized it was an obsession.

It’s a really interesting scenario, honestly, and either way is really fun to imagine. Nancy doing everything she can to put the culprits behind bars, because she knows that it could mean Ned’s life if she fails, but she can never be sure that she’s found everyone. Imagine a member of the group that’s pursuing Ned giving Nancy a devil’s bargain: if she catches someone else for them, they’ll consider the debt paid. Imagine how awful it would be if that person were another witness against them, a good person with a family who they want dead. Imagine, if that person was even more terrifying than the group going after Ned.

Imagine Nancy and Ned together in witness protection, fighting the urge every day not to contact their families, always worried about new people at their jobs or in their lives. Imagine if Nancy found out she was pregnant and she realized that she might never be able to tell their child who they were. Imagine that the only time Nancy ever hears her own true name is on Ned’s lips when they’re in bed together at night, and even then he only whispers it against her skin when her hips are cupped in his palms and her arms are around his neck.

patrickdowsett:

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what if ned nancy and frank had a threeway. w h a t i f

afjsgndxj in all honesty i feel like if this were to actually happen it would end up going really bad, and each of them would try and keep the other away from nancy tbh and it would just end with one pushing the other off the bed i swear….. but in a perfect world.. mmm,

a multitude of sins - DEFINITELY NC-17 so please read responsibly

patrickdowsett:

patrickdowsett:

U know what I want. I want a punk!nancy AU. Dyed hair, few tattoos, sick ass piercings. She doesn’t consider herself a detective at all and actively pick up on cases. But she’s still very perceptive, pouts things that might bring light to a situation. She hangs out at the police station just for the heck of it, and they let her because they always ask for her advice.

Bonus: extreme prep!ned. Brought in for a case. Nancy takes a liking to him and hates it but even more so She’s then determined to prove he is innocent anddddddd they fall in love along the way.

REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS A THING…. YA, IM WRITIN THIS… 

I’m so excited to read it! :D

beggars-opera:

herebetrouble:

spookychan:

gosh…

makes pies,buys you books,brings you back from the dead……

yup, he’s a keeper

boyfriends named ned are the best boyfriends

(Source: leepacey)

THIS IS LIKE THE END OF THAT STUPID AS HELL SUPERMYSTERY

"OH SHIT AUSTRALIA’S ON FIRE NOW"

UGHHHHHH

(Source: filminmotion)