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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

policymic:

23 ways feminists have made the world better for women

It may seem like a bizarrely obvious statement, but somewhere between earning women the right to vote, pushing through legislation opening up universities to female students and advancing the Civil Rights movement (to name just a very few examples), feminism has indeed made life much, much better (and as a result, happier) — not just for American women, but American men as well. Far removed from the stereotypical and inaccurate image of the bra-burning activist, feminists have proven time and time again that women’s rights are human rights. And as the Declaration of Independence so elegantly points out, the ideals of life and liberty are intrinsically tied up with that third pursuit: happiness. 

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fetters of knotted silk by ndnickerson (Jane/Rochester, Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte) [Archive of Our Own]

Summary: In Whitcross, Jane’s strength fails, and she finds herself drawn to a strange light, hoping to find her salvation at the other side. Alternate ending to the novel. (Rated Teen for some minor adult situations.)

This was originally written based on prompts from Porn Battle XV, but it contains no porn - romance, yes, but no porn. If I finish the epilogue, that will.

argentgale:

I plan on lots of Caryl promotion…

and i pronounce today, as i pronounce every day: nancy/ned appreciation day! :D

argentgale:

I plan on lots of Caryl promotion…

and i pronounce today, as i pronounce every day: nancy/ned appreciation day! :D

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

"ignore it or handle it on [your] own"

i read a lot of detective fiction so “handling it myself” involves some cherry-red lipstick, a black birdcage veil, and a handgun

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

(Source: smallnartless)

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klinfield:

PLEASE do not be an asshole to these people, I BEG you. Keep it short and sweet and POLITE. No more than maybe 6 sentences or it’ll go immediately into the round file aka trash. Trust me, I’ve done it myself or have turned it over to Studio security as a risk factor if the…