i run nedxnancy.tumblr.com for my daily fix of nancy/ned action. i love: nancy drew, law & order criminal intent, the fall, dark city, mad men, arrested development, archer, community, justified, lois & clark, star trek, perry mason, jane eyre, eddie izzard, terry pratchett, addams family, apple, bertha cool & donald lam, MST3K, interpol, my morning jacket, st vincent, playmobil, diana gabaldon's cracktastic outlander series, raymond chandler, cillian murphy, wodehouse; alias, chuck, carnivale, pushing daisies, the adventures of pete & pete, tomorrow people (new series), veronica mars, legend of the seeker/the sword of truth, lost, x-files.
perry mason: hi, i’m perry mason, an attorney.
person currently in jail: i didn’t ask for an attorney.
me: OH MY GOD I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE IN FOR A TRAFFIC TICKET, YOU LET PERRY DEFEND YOU BECAUSE IN 30 MINUTES HE WILL HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TEARFULLY CONFESSING TO SPEEDING AND YOU’LL BE OFF, YOU IDIOT
that wonderful feeling when i’ve written something that no one’s clamoring for, and i get to decide whether to post it at 10pm or wait until the next day.
eh, i’m gonna post it now. why not.
and then eat dinner, as today has gotten entirely out of hand
do i (or do you guys i guess) know anyone who does non-figure drawing commissions? like, could draw a space vehicle thing from a text description? nothing super detailed, no schematics or anything. but i need to figure out how this ship is put together so i can figure out where to move people around so they can do things and all i’m capable of are some circles and some lines
so in class students forget pencils and ask me if i have a pencil
today i bought eight pretty HELLO KITTY pencils
and i cannot wait for a very muscular man to ask if i have a pencil
so i can hand him a HELLO KITTY pencil
(granted if a girl asks for one she might love it and adopt it, or the guy might, who knows)
(i really need to put sparkly poof balls on them so i can get them back because HELLO KITTY)